/b/ Steals €500,000, Buys 20,000 Wario Games

In what might be the most hilarious methods of harassing the US government Anonymous has employed yet, a still-unknown Anonymous member gained unauthorized access to a European bank account and absconded with €522,233.25 in seconds. What did he do with the motley sum of money? He ordered 20,000 copies of Wario, and 1 unicycle, to the White House!